My laptop has an uptime of 451 days

This means that I’m probably the worst kind of user. I don’t care for any security updates, maintenance or anything else, I just want to use the machine. Ok, it doesn’t need to handle very high workloads, mostly browsing and the occasional compiling when I’m presenting or on meetings at the university. Still, I think all sys admins and ITsec people would frown upon me for this.